I respectfully submit for your review and comment…
I further submit that the only men who should sport such facial hair are jazz musicians.
Side effects of improper use of the Soul Patch include:
And finally, I submit that there is no good way to explain to a middle-aged man that you would gladly continue dating him, except that every time you look at him, you think about Hot Lips Hannigan from the Flintstones.
Sometimes honesty just isn’t the best policy.
*AKA the “Sax Player’s Moustache”, the “Douche Tag”, the “Dork Tuft” or, my personal favourite, the “Flava Sava”.